when your friend gets in trouble and he drags you along with him
party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie